reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water
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camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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morgan4816:

geometricdeathtrap:

noemail:

PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT EXCITED ABOUT SPACE BAFFLE ME LIKE THEY JUST FOUND A PLANET WHERE IT RAINS GLASS AND IT RAINS SIDEWAYS ITS LIKE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW CAN U NOT CARE IF U CANT BE EXCITED ABOUT SPACE GET OUT MY FACE

THERE IS A SUPER MASSIVE CLOUD OF DRINKABLE ALCOHOL FLOATING AROUND IN SPACE AND FROM WHAT WE CAN TELL SO FAR IT’S RASPBERRY FLAVORED OKAY

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cloysterboo:

cloysterboo:

cloysterboo:

Fun fact: the human body contains enough bones to make an entire skeleton.

Also the equator is long enough that it’ll wrap around the world exactly once.

Follow for more fun science facts.

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writer-of-wrongs:

Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously, “TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.”

We. All. DIED.


I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS.

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spikespiegell:

accio-boggarts:

spikespiegell:

people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD

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confirmance:

The hardest thing about realizing you don’t love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.

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